Giftastic: Life on Twitter

Ah, Twitter – the crack cocaine of social networking platforms. Fall in too deep and prepare to be overwhelmed with cat pics and animated gifs – and that’s just if you’re following me, sorrynotsorry. Talking of which, allow me to deliver my ode to life on Twitter (through the magic of gifs, obvs):


When you first join Twitter, you’re overwhelmed by its entirely simple, yet rather confusing…point.

Blackadder - confused

 

You spend the first couple of weeks barely tweeting, and what you tweet gets no response from anyone.

Ron - hello?

 

But then you finally get your first mention.

Excited baby

 

And it’s not long before you find you’ve reached 100 followers.

Beyonce - smug

 

But then you notice there are over 450,000 people (and counting!!1!1) following a Big Ben account that just tweets the word ‘BONG’ in various quantities.

Parks & Rec - Idiots

 

Not to mention that Muscle Mary who’s clearly only being followed because of his unfortunate allergy to clothes and chronic addiction to selfies.

Chelsea - calm down

 

So you soldier on and idly make a joke, which gets retweeted.

A LOT.

It’s only then you notice the typo.

Kirk - Self Slap

 

You try to distract yourself from this faux-pas by looking at what everyone else is tweeting, but then someone starts retweeting compliments.

Christina Yang - Nobody cares

 

And two other people you follow are openly flirting like dogs in heat.

GG - don't like you

 

To top it all off, you inadvertently start a Twitterstorm.

Johnny-Depp-panics

 

It all begins to get a bit much.

To make matters worse, you realise someone you like and thought got on well with has unfollowed you.

Latrice - crying

 

But you don’t want to be that guy who sends the dreaded ‘why have you unfollowed me?’ tweet.

AD - Lucille, door close

 

Still, at least that illiterate teenager who just followed you and OMG WAS TWEETED BY JUSTIN BIEBER 04/07/14 has immediately asked you to follow them back.

britney face

 

Aaaaaand block.

Michelle Visage - NO!

 

Just as you’re about to give up on the Twittersphere, a fave celeb of yours replies to one of your tweets and everything feels right with the world.

JJ Miss You Much 2

 

Even better, a great hunk o’ spunk with something to say has started following you too.

GG - spray self

 

You’re officially winning at this Twitter lark.

Janeway - deal with it

 

The only thing left to do is become a jaded social media whore and wait for the next big thing to come along.

30 Rock - bored

 

*thumbs*

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